give it to me.
use your credit card, brother.
i have no ration card and you talk of credit card! pay cash.
my life has no credit so how can i pay cash?
- i thought you had cash. - me? i thought you had it.
- look in your pocket. - mine?
- why did you come if you had no cash? - i thought you had it.
- if i had, why would i ask you..? - give me whatever you have.
fine. i'll give you what i have.
- y ou'll pay the rest. - all right.
- what is this? - that's all i have.
i won't like to do the dishes after eating this lovely meal.
let's go lalita.
shakti kapoor will pay our bill.
- do you know him? - i know his wallet.
will you pick his pocket?
i'll make you manisha, the best heroine!
- three and four. - but the bill is 3 50.
a tip of 50 bucks won't hurt us.
now let's return his wallet.
are you crazy? w e didn't get caught in flicking it.
what if we're caught putting it back?
are you worried? then i'll do it.
must be honest.
i'll take your screen test and your voice test.
i've cancelled my shooting for today.
today i shoot with you..
y our room is 1 1 9.
- let's meet in the evening. - come inside!
y our wife is at home. what are you doing?
leave my hand darling. i'll beat him black and blue.
i explained lovingly but you wouldn't understand!
by the way i'm sorry..
tore.. ! ! !
the business of these gangsters is strange.
they call up people and take money from them.
make a call and make a crore!
if 7 people have been called, what if the eighth is called?
y ou mean we make the eighth call?
no money to eat and you talk of mobile!
i have one coin. w e'll make a call from the pco.
- whom do we call? - seth amirchand.
the name is kunj biharilal.
give the line to amirchand!
- who are you? - tell him it's brother!
it's brother! y ou.. !
hello, how are you?
- y ou are hardly seen... - stupid ass!
the day you see us, you'll be up!
y ou... ! ! !
sir's brother seems strange..
sir, it's your brother.
my brother? how did he take birth?
not only did he take birth, he's grown big enough to curse.
who dares to curse me over the phone?
y ou think you're an emperor?
y ou... !
keep 20 trunks ready.
- y ou... ! - i don't deal in trunks.
don't you know a trunk is a lakd? w e want 20 lakds!
- y ou... ! - 20 lakds?
- what for? - don't you know, you have to be a hood to survive?
open your ears and listen.
keep the money ready near the gateway of india at 4.
or we'll turn you into india gate!
what did your brother say?
call the commissioner.
all right. go to the gate with 2000000 at 4 tomorrow.
i'm asking for help and you're behaving like their commission agent?
- be patient. - the question doesn't arise.
whenever such a situation arises my boss' brain goes grazing.
if you don't go with the cash, obviously they won't come.
- then how can we nab them? - y ou think my boss is a scapegoat?
listen..in the olden days people hunted lions.
and used a goat tied to a tree as bait
the police think you're that goat!
w e have no other alternative.
what's the guarantee that you will nab them?
y ou will have to trust us.
okay, i'll trust you but come well in time.
don't come in the end like in the films.
nothing like that will happen.
will this old man come with the cash?
there he comes my brother.
- aren't 2000000 less? - w e'll call and ask for more.
what are you doing?
they have come before time.
- if the police don't come..? - 2 things can happen in a lion hunt.
either the hunter kills the lion or the lion kills the goat.
- am i a goat? - i just said it.
- go and give them the bag. - no sir!
- do you want your job? - do i resign here or in the office?
- y ou'll resign? - do your own work for once!
coward!
- go, sir. - i'm going!
go ahead.
- give the bag. - i won't!
what are you doing?
sonu run! he's brought police handcuffs along with the cash!
what are you doing?
what's going on? i never saw such a scene!
don't these names of sonu and monu sound familiar?
not familiar. they sound right to whom they belong!
move the poster!
where have they gone?
the old man must have never thought he'd lose 2000000 in a go!
first he cried for 20 bucks. now he must be sulking away!
the old man must be thinking one call and he lost 20 lakds!
he used to cry for 20 bucks!
and he gave 20 lakds in 20 minutes!
hope he won't suspect us.
if he was so smart, he wouldn't give birth to 2 sons like us!
he would've strangled us as soon as we were born!
looted your own father! v ery dastardly act!
he's our father, the money is our father's! why are you in pain?
where have you brought us?
to your bad days.
i'm your father!
get out!
aren't you ashamed to be driving a taxi despite being so wealthy?
i could drive an auto to nab you!
- y ou'll go to jail now. - don't send us to jail.
- why not? - w on't you feel ashamed?
aren't you ashamed to cheat your dad? y ou'll be jailed for 7 years!
w e know what we must do in such a situation.
- what? - forgive us!
let go! i'll fall! my pant will fall off. okay.
but you will be punished!
from today you will sleep outside the house in the garden.
y ou'll get only 50 bucks as pocket money daily.
eat drink and be merry.
- he talks as if it were aishwarya - urmila in a small packet.
- what did you say? - nothing. shall we take the bag up?
w ant the bag?
- masala dosa again? - what to do?
- for this money this is all you get. - do something.
it's been days since we ate good food.
- do something. - can't think.
arranged, brother.
eat this for us.
if i eat this, what will you eat?
give us this tiffin and you eat the masala dosa.
- great idea. - terrific!
but it doesn't seem to be enough!
check the next. it will have biryani.
biscuit in this too.
open the third. that one will definitely have biryani!
- share it. - 3 biscuits in a 3 foot box!
my wife and mother have put me on a diet.
if you're dieting, why did you make us diet? fool!
- this is not fair! - y ou'll suffer!
w orking for your father is like suffering!
- pick me up. - god will take you!
- he's gone. - do something. i'm famished!
nothing can be done.
it can be done! 44 year old submissive pretty girl...
w ants a groom. no age bar. dowry will be given.
isn't she to old for us?
- not for us. - then? - for daddy.
mother!
where is jamnadas?
i am he. and who are you?
praise be the lord who made you the bride's side and us the groom's.
- but what does it mean? - y ou gave an ad in the paper.
a 44 year old pretty girl wants a groom.
for my sister. w e need a groom.
w e need a bride for our father.
in our childhood, when we were wetting our nappies, mother died.
give us our mother!
brother..
- mother! - what is this? - where are you going?
they are the already born sons of your to-be husband!
get up or i'll burst into tears at your sorrow!
- whose boys are you? - seth amirchand's.
an indian woman never takes her husband's name.
get used to saying, hey!
the kids say such sweet things!
w on't you give us some goodies?
of course. get some sweets.
mummy and uncle, shall i say something if you won't take offense?
- y es. - y ou say.
- give a token to us. - the boy's side gives it.
give it brother. i accept this match.
i don't have change!
i'm giving. so much of love.
look in the garden.
say something.
are these luxuries possible in 50 bucks?
it would have been possible in the last birth not this one.
find out whose wrist they have slashed.
can't open this.
sir, jamnadas is here.
who is he?
- what a house! - what opulence!
will my marriage be fixed here?
- don't worry. - please come sir.
stop here. and meet her.
will you stop?
good day brother-in-law. i'm jamnadas and she's my sister.
hello. i don't have any vacancy. please try elsewhere.
- w e've brought her proposal. - for her?
- for me? - y es. - are you mad?
- i never married in my youth. - he won't marry in his old age!
please don't be angry. when your sons made this match..
i felt as if they were my own sons.
- my sons fixed my match? - marry him and you'll be a widow!
i'll live as his widow.
what an unfortunate woman!
i'll set you right later. did my sons take anything from you?
a lakd as token, advance dowry.
i wondered how they had the cash!
- call them here. - right sir.
- i'll take leave. - no, just call them.
brother-in-law, do you like her?
v ery hard.
- did you call us...? - stop!
i'll never let you enter the house! what's going on?
- mother! - my sons!
these kids are two much! normally stepsons throw the mother out.
they brought her home!
dad, the fact is...
- what? - brother.
- w e couldn't bear your loneliness - so?
w e thought we'd get you married.
y our face will be black and blue for life!
- listen ... - listen..?
don't be mad at the kids.
- get out! - dad! w e can't bear our mother's insult!
she is mother!
- where is her money? - spent on tent and bamboos.
sell the tent and bamboo and return her money!
don't take such a fast decision at least look at her once.
let him see. why are you getting in?
i'm looking at him since i came in.
run!
move. do you accept the match?
- how do you like..? - how do you like this?
- it hurt hard. - ditto. now get out!
- from where? - my house.
get out. don't sigh.
no point. he's useless!
have a glance at her...
- forgive me. - first hold your ears.
go down. come back.
what is wrong if we wanted to get our father married?
will neither get married, nor let us get married.
what is so proud of?.
of course. he has 5 factories, 3 bungalows.
- 2 capable sons. anyone would be proud.
y et we've got to drink half a cup of tea.
let's commit suicide in the pool.
don't lose heart. someday all this property will be ours.
but the point is how will we split these between us?
simple. y ou keep 3 factories and i'll take 2.
no, you keep 3. i'll take 2.
y ou are younger so you keep 3.
y ou are elder so you keep 3.
w on't obey your elder brother? i said 3 so you will keep 3 !
i'll solve your problem.
- give me one factory. - okay, done!
fine but you'll have to keep 2 bungalows out of 3.
but when will the day dawn?
the day will dawn my brother. every cloud has a silver lining.
sir, listen! sir, stop!
- sir, look here. - will you say something?
there's a registered letter for you.
for me? so heavy?
- must be their bills! - always nagging us innocent kids!
open it and see whether it's a bill or something else.
open. what are you opening?
i said the letter and you're unbuttoning your shirt!
- w ait a minute. - open it!
it is this.
this is dhaniram's will.
- who is he? - y our grandfather!
take his name respectfully. is this how you address your dad?
but it's been 1 5 years since he died.
how did he registered letter come after 1 5 years?
- i feel... - one minute..
i think this has come by speed post.
the date is 1 may 1 984.
it's been 1 5 years. y ou should thank the post office.
the letter arrived before you copped it!
i mean while you're alive!
will you read? come on!
i, dhaniram, in complete control of my senses, write this will.
i write my property over to my grandsons, sonu and monu.
till my grandsons become adults, my son amirchand..
..will be the caretaker.
then my son won't get one rotten penny from my property!
y ou are ruined! the bomb grandpa threw at you 1 5 years ago exploded!
- y ou appear torn! - and tattered!
he can't do that to me!
- y ou do the same to us. - what? - what have you left?
show me...not your face! the letter.
the letter r is broken.
the type writer in our office too has a broken r.
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it's 1 5 years since he died.
- when was it typed? - when was it typed?
- last night. - what?
- where are the shoes? - in your feet.
y ou use yours to beat us. w e'll use ours to run. let's see who wins.
sir they both are two much!
- tea, sir. - take it away!
sir, you seem very tense. are you worried in the head?
no, in my feet.
i don't know what to do about my sons.
my mathematics says, split them up.
- what nonsense is this? - the english used the same trick.
together they will be powerful.
but they will be weak by themselves.
either speak in english or hindi. i don't understand a word!
did you call for us?
i think you repent for your actions.
i am sad about it.
i raised you, gave you every happiness in life.
- he just troubled us. - i saw dreams for you.
but your mischief has shattered all the dreams.
- he will also break. - life is a joke for you.
i fear life might play a joke on you.
hence turn over a new leaf while there's time.
it will be better for you. and also for your father.
change if you can.
tears in your eyes?
where was this father till now?
for the first time, we feel our dad...
..is trying to teach us something in a heavy voice.
w e will do whatever you say dad.
command us dad.
the morning dawns when man awakes.
do one thing. y ou go to goa to collect 5 lakds from a party.
and you start going to office from today.
don't you feel you are exploiting our decency?
i'm not exploiting you. y ou want to obey my orders.
w orking is not our cup of tea.
the truth is if you want to stay in this house, you have to work!
it appears as if you are threatening us decently.
- assume it is. - book my flight then.
not by air, you'll go by st bus.
- y es, bus. - he'll go by bus? why?
- y ou'll go to office. - from tomorrow. - no, today.
these files! documents! is this some work?
why do we waste time in office?
come to amirchand's house fast. he's very rich so he's been looted!
- who are you? - i'm amir khan.
is the tank in the vehicle topped? send it to amirchand fast!
- who is speaking? - i'm shahrukd khan.
y es, that's right.
doctor karan? come to amirchand's house fast.
- he has suffered a stroke. - who is this?
sunny here. if you're not here in a minute, it will be terrible.
fixed daddy!
what do i do for myself?. y es! girls hostel
is ritu there?
w e have 2 of them. which one do you want?
i don't like shy girls. so v arma will do.
just a minute.call ritu v arma there's a call for her.
- whom do you want to speak to? - nobody. i want to kiss you.
it's the same guy who makes blank calls.
call him over. w e'll show him!
- what do you want from me? - i want nothing from you.
i just want you.
y ou say the nicest things.
i want to meet you.
- meet me somewhere. - got her! y ou say where.
- y ou say. - no, you.
how about holiday inn?
i'll be sitting at the right hand table on the left side with a...
..flower in hand. my name is kunj bihari.
- what a name! - meet me and you'll become mine.
i'll disconnect now.
- come kunj bihari. - i don't understand...
why are you being so kind to me to bring me to this tea shop?
i saw a film on television last night.
on seeing the performance of the dog, i realized how loyal you are.
the dog's role was award winning!
so i thought i'd give you a treat you'd always remember.
- hold this flower. - why?
it should feel as if the emperor of mughals has come for coffee.
y our highness, place the order while i...
- y ou are two much! - what's too much about it?
everyone needs to go.
somebody come by.
take the emperor's order.
are you kunj bihari?
do you know this emperor by his name?
now on you'll recognise me by the number of my shoe.
- but why? - old, stringy turkey!
aren't you ashamed to tease girls half your age?
i don't even know i'm teasing you.
- pretending innocence? - spectacles...
beat him so he never forgets!
y ou're so lucky!
what's the matter? when i left, you were emperor.
when i returned you look like the emperor of fools!
the scene was like this. some girls came like the wind.
asked me my name but wiped my name off the earth!
but i don't understand why they thrashed me without any reason.
the truth is that i used your name to trouble these girls on the phone.
otherwise is it possible that girls thrash you while i'm around?
did you have to find this nuisance to tease?
call her your mistress.
i have fallen for this girl.
i think she's the girl who can reform me and my naughty dad.
see the shots?
don't mention shots!
she thrashed me so hard that every bone is screaming with pain!
y ou have to lose something to gain something.
but you stand to gain and i'm losing out here!
- who is it? - are you blind?
i am blind. that is why i'm struggling from pillar to post.
but why are you running?
because that man wants me to beg!
- who? where? - that man.
- must be here. - where will you run?
- y ou! - save me!
i'll sell lotteries, run an std booth!
i'll do anything but i won't beg!
he can't harm you while we're here.
haven't you had enough of a beating?
- i'll hand you to the police! - police?
tell her something, explain..
nobody can save you!
i beg you. let go. i'll do whatever you say!
if you want to be saved, there's a professor in our medical college.
he's an eye specialist. take him to the doctor.
- get him treated by him. - but where will he be?
in the civil hospital. tell him ritu v erma sent you.
y ou will regain your vision if god so desires.
y our heart is as beautiful as your body.
thank you.
how do you know i'm beautiful?
the person whose thoughts are so tender and kind can't be ugly.
where are you?
may god keep you happy.
- take care. - with your support, my life will turn out great.
sir, buy some chikki. it's very tasty.
- please buy it. - get lost!
what's the matter?
- what is it brother? - see if pooja is ready.
- the boy's family is on its' way. - let them come!
i warn you, i'll check everything before the match is finalised.
i'll see how the boy looks. he should be compatible to pooja.
y ou are still single because of your fussiness.
y ou find some fault in every boy!
somebody is short, or dark or has this other problem...
doing this you yourself have got lots of problems!
instead of putting henna on your hands, you use it for you hair now!
all right. i'd rather be a spinster than marry any fool who comes by!
i warn you think before deciding about the daughters' marriages.
gulzarilal never struck a bad deal in his life!
why would he do that for his kids?
keep your neck in control.
what all can i keep in control?
what a magnificent house! our son is getting married into it!
- where are you going? - i'm premnath.
first who is she and him?
i'm the groom's father, this is my wife and that's my son.
i see. i thought this is the girl, this the father...
- what nonsense! - forget it.
- why have you come? - to fix a match with pooja.
he's the groom? i doubt if this match will be fixed.
- are you the bride's uncle? - paternal uncle?
i'm no relative but his protector.
don't be offended by his words.
he thinks he's hitler. influence of reading detective books!
thinks he's james bond!
this is for our daughter-in-law.
why did you have to bring such an expensive gift?
w e had to give a gift if we're here to see her.
my eye is batting...
hold it, wretch!
something terrible happens when your eye bats.
y ou can't go in.
sir's daughter's match is being fixed.
if you go inside, everything will be botched up.
sir! sir!
where are you going? what are you doing sir?
who is the owner of the house?
he has gone out. w e are the servants.
master, pay us our salaries!
what? i've come to fix a match for my son.
and i for my daughter. but the owner isn't home. come tomorrow.
acting smart, old man?
- who are you? - amirchand's son. - who is he?
- to whom you owe money. - what money?
do i have to show you what money looks like?
y ou are mistaken.
y ou are mistaken not me!
the sweets you are eating are bought with my dad's money!
- put it down! - okay.
- give me that necklace. - but..
i'm taking this away. pay me 5 lakds and take this back.
but the necklace... !
who was he?
- he came like a storm.. - and left destruction in his wake!
took brother's necklace too.
w ait for a minute.
it's me. monu soordas.
come this way.
- did you meet doctor khurana? - y es.
- terrific. - what?
he's a terrific doctor.
i am very lucky to have found a girl like yourself.
i mean, in today's world you rarely find such people.
who help strangers.
y ou are the only one.
congratulations!
take this box; open the sweets!
- have one. - why?
he has gained his vision!
take off your glasses and show her your eyes!
i am grateful to you.
- why didn't you tell me? - how could i?
it was a beautiful scene.
i was tongue tied.
the mole on your back is too much!
- i won't spare you! - just a minute.
- i don't want you to spare me! - what?
show me also that mole!
i taught your party such a lesson that he'll pay up with interest now.
y ou taught him a lesson but the poor man called me up.
but he had changed his house!
good god! i threatened the wrong man?
can't you do anything well? spoilt this little job!
i didn't know he'd shift homes.
y ou should have asked! now write his address.
and apologise to that decent man on your way back.
- i apologise to him! - why not?
i won't let you in the house if you don't say sorry to him!
this old man is always threatening to throw me out!
believe me, i've never taken a loan from anybody!
i don't want to hear a word. i want that necklace back!
sir! master! he is back!
shut the doors and windows of this house.
- this time he shouldn't run away. - i wouldn't have come in that case.
- why have you come? - to apologise!
- to apologise to you! - are you scolding me or what?
y ou're not doing me a favour by apologising to me!
do you know how i've been maligned because of you?
i had taken this necklace which i have come to return.
and what did you say?
what can i do if your daughter's marriage hasn't worked out?
should i hold her hand? marry her?
- he's gone! - i am here.
how dare you say that?
if we're decent, it doesn't mean we don't have a tongue!
what the hell are you?
how did you imagine i'd marry a hoodlum, two penny gangster like you?
i wouldn't employ a vagabond like you as a servant in my house!
- out, understand? - y es, i'm going.
but hear me out first. someday i will take her away.
move!
good he's gone! else i'd have broken his hands and legs!
forgive me. keep this necklace for my daughter-in-law.
this hoodlum spoilt my mood!
look for an auspicious day and give it to her yourself.
i'll go and see where he is!
- my brother! - how are you?
- i'm fine, what about you? - i've got good news for you.
- i've found you a sister-in-law. - really? so have i.
but mine is terrific!
- mine is fantastic! - there's just one difference.
mine hasn't accepted as yet.
- neither has mine. - w e must convince them.
she will. she might make a fuss, scream a little, shout a little.
but someday the pretty girl will succumb!
stop! where are you going?
if donkeys are allowed, why not horses?
sweetheart! y ou must have enjoyed riding after swimming.
rascal! why did you carry me off?.
v agabond! gangster!
hoodlum!
i've brought you here to answer all these.
do you think i'm a weak woman?
i'll cower and plead with you to forgive and let go of me?
i'm a girl of today! i have the strength to answer you!
if you have an answer to the question i left on your lips..
i'll wait for you in mandvi market.
where are you going?
to give somebody an answer.
y ou keep shaking your shoulders.
while pooja maligns you all over the town.
- what has she done? - what has she doen?
she's singing love songs with that hood who heaped abuse on us.
she has done in this tender age what i couldn't in all these years!
y es daddy? what is it?
is your aunt speaking the truth? do you love that rascal?
i do love him but his name is sonu not rascal.
take your son-in-law's name with respect.
son-in-law? y ou will marry pritamnath not that man!
what did you say? if i don't marry him, he won't let me marry anyone!
- he can't do that! - look at what happened that day.
when they came to see me, he created such a scene for nothing.
but now he has some things of mine that'll ruin your reputation and mine.
what things?
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- of mine? - mine.
what i never did at my age, you've done at this tender age!
but why did you write love letters to him?
- out of love. - and the photos?
i don't know when he took them.
how is that possible?
i fell in love with his heart not his camera.
if i don't marry him, he'll enlarge my photos and make them public!
- do something! - i won't let this happen.
i can't come.
doesn't matter if you'll lose crores!
loss of couple of crores!
i like goa. it's a nice place.
what about my plane? no, you must buy it.
i trust your choice. i won't fly that old plane.
he flies planes too!
- give the old plane to a servant. - give it to me.
send the plane to goa first.
i want to take pooja out in it.
she's going to be your daughter-in-law
y ou are going to be my son-in-law.
first he came to beat you. hearing your tall tales, he changed his mind.
when is your father coming?
- why? - to talk of your marriage.
this was my dad. he has gone to south africa tobuy a gold mine.
- gold mine! - when is the gold, i mean when will he return?
dad will take some time. but i've called uncle.
there is no difference between them.
but there's a lot of difference in what you're doing!
- brother! - my brother!
how are you? i'm missing you.
i'm missing you too! how will i get married without you?
- what? marriage? - y es, listen to me.
get an old man's make-up, daddy's car and come here.
- is it a drama or marriage? - y ou'll know on coming here.
fine.
have to think!
- brother... ! - what happened?
he met with an accident!
the left toe of his right leg no, the right toe of his left leg...
i can't even say it!
- book 2 tickets to goa.. - for you too?
w ork is worship for you. let me go alone dad!
y ou stay with your god. let me go to my brother!
but i'll still have to get plane tickets...
i'll take the car.
y ou'll save money and...
there are blasts in trains and buses.
and planes.. ! no!
- the car is in my control. - okay, take the car.
give that cash. here, take this and the car and go.
- y ou are great. - go!
go!
- go! - it's a matter of father and son.
but my mathematics says, monu's crying and lying is all lies!
i am their father. i know them very well.
i know he is lying but i'm not angry at the lie.
because there's love in it. today brothers cut each others' throat.
my sons love each other.
fortunate is the father who has such children!
without you, i felt the life has gone out of me!
this was the old man's trick.
sent you here and me to office!
but how did he let you come here and give you the car too?
car? don't ask what i had to do to get the car!
but why did you want the car and make up kit?
for pooja.
- y ou've truned religious? - no, the girl i love.
her father won't agree to our marriage without meeting the old man.
and if the old man comes here, we'll be divorced before marriage.
so i've sent the old man to south africa and called the uncle over.
i'll become a grandfather for you!
but first i must meet the one who snatched my brother away!
where is everybody?
- aunt! - my child! how are you?
- fine. - had you called i'd have come to the airport.
i came soon as i got the message of pooja's engagement.
- where is the bride? - must be around.
where are you?
found yourself a groom leaving me alone in bombay!
y ou should have asked me. i'm the chief advisor.
he's a very nice boy. daddy, aunt all like him.
- y ou'll like him. - how does he look? talk?
his name is sonu, he's coming tomorrow so you can see him.
the name is kunj biharilal.
tell your boss...
can you take the trouble of telling me who you are?
y ou worm! has your time come?
give the phone to amirchand. bhai wants to talk to him.
y our brother uses really foul language
it's those two brothers who are together not mine. i'll fix them.
i've heard you've made a lot of money. keep 2 crores ready.
- why not a trunk? - i said, crores!
- come to v ersova beach at 1 0. - i see.
- not to the dock? - i'll decide the location!
don't yap. i'll hit you so hard your corpse won't be found!
do you know who you're talking to?
y ou son-of-a-bitch!
he's abusing me!
y ou're abusing me! bhai!
i'll fix you! give me the pistol!
why are you bursting crackers there? come before me.
i'll hit you so hard, your next 7 generations will be born bald!
y ou are not in your senses. influence of last night's drink.
- so i'll call you after 4 days. - y ou can call after 8 days.
i'll slap you through the phone and all your teeth will fall out!
shake hands sir. y ou use choicer abuses than your brother!
are you praising me or criticising?
i think this is the first time somebody has abused you.
he is mad! didn't recognise me!
- find out about him. - pistol..
y ou'll turn into a beggar!
son, we've come from so far but nobody has come to receive us.
good day, sir. w elcome.
y our house is so small.
- then what is big? - our house. isn't it son?
once our relation is made, please buy a decent house.
- i'm not gulzarilal. - then who are you?
their servant.
let's go sonu. w e have a servant's colony back home.
and they have just one servant!
staying here for even a minute is against my honour!
sir! the guest is leaving!
the guest is welcomed by his hand not his foot.
are you gulzarilal?
and she is santo.
hugs and kisses.
my nephew always did big things so he even chose a big girl!
y ou are very pretty!
- isn't she a trifle elder...? - too elder!
this is the girl's aunt. the girl is inside.
y ou've maintained yourself well.
i got confused!
i'll do this.
y ou go and change. i'll take this.
do you know how large our house is?
- how large? - so large that...
w e need to use a motorcycle to go from room to room.
one of my cousins was lost when he was a child.
and we just found him!
- do we have to say this? - of course.
only when we tell them will they know how wealthy we are!
uncle! my neck!
of course i'll strangle you!
y ou want to have a relation with them when we're so rich!
- what are you doing? - i'll punch you!
y our son loves our daughter!
y our daughter must have ensnared him because he's wealthy!
- what? - y ou're humiliating us!
do you have any honour! rogues!
w e belong to a good family!
really? if you did, you wouldn't be sitting at home at this age!
- what are you doing? - y ou come out!
if you say such things again.. !
i won't let this happen!
- i won't let this happen! - what are you doing?
y ou ruined my house before it was established!
- she is your sister-in-law! - y our sister-in-law!
y ours! y ou are ruining things!
- don't create a fight! - go on!
y ou touched me!
- go away! - why are you looking there?
- what's going on? - go away!
y ou should be ashamed! uncle and nephew fighting like hoodlums!
- y ou don't know what he's saying about you! go away! - y es, go.
- who was she? - my girl.
- and the one with the tea? - her younger sister.
- she is mine! - what?
today you touched me!
y ou ruined matters. now go and make up
i say, mr. gulzarilal!
w as something left that you've returned to complete?
y ou've said and we've heard enough! but now we won't tolerate anymore!
so what if we're the bride's side! w e haven't sold our honour!
blessed are you and your family!
w e wanted to marry you in such a family.
- such a family. - what do you mean?
uncle was testing you.
- what test? - the way i abused you..
any other man would have abused me!
but you are showering flowers!
y ou are great!
touch his feet son!
- what are you doing? - touching your feet.
- let me wear my hat. - child.. - y es?
- uncle.. - what's he doing? - she's a child.
y ou forgot me!
i'm ritu, pooja's younger sister and sonu's sister-in-law!
- is she your daughter? - y es.
have you found her a groom?
- no need because i'm her boy. - what?
i mean i'll find her a groom.
now that i'm here, nobody in this house will be unmarried, not even you!
these sweetmeats are great!
i've never eaten such good ones!
- what's this for? - have one then i'll tell you.
- who sent them? - gulzarilal's daughter's match is fixed.
so they have sent these!
y ou fool! the girl who was to marry you is somebody else's!
and you're eating sweets!
what can the poor boy do?
the boy's uncle is thousand times richer than you!
any sensible man would marry his daughter to his nephew.
and we sit quietly eating these?
go teach that uncle such a lesson that he runs away with his nephew!
so gulzarilal has no option but to come back to us.
- son? - uncle...
- w e're going shopping. - think of the family image.
marriage is just fixed and you've started going out!
i won't change the family tradition for you!
- y ou come with me. - but... - uncle..
- y ou don't know this city. - so? i'll take ritu along.
- just a minute. - uncle..
only she knows her choice.
i know her tastes well.
- let's go. - sit down.
aunt!
- why are you calling her? - what's the matter?
they are going shopping. y ou go along.
why are you troubling her at this age?
if you are taking the trouble at your age, how can i have a problem?
they are the same age. it will be good company.
let's go aunt.
all right.
- this saree... - y ou have exquisite taste!
- isn't it pretty? - y ou like it? keep it.
he got you a saree. w on't you buy him something?
- there's no need. - go on. - please come with me.
i'll go if you want me to.
look at this. it will suit you.
- try it on. - it will be good if you say so.
i'll go to the trial room...
funny woman! touching my button!
don't know if she's crazy or funny!
- my hand! let go! - what are you doing?
i was changing. he saw me and started undressing!
y ou are mistaken. i didn't want to do anything.
- brother! - what's wrong?
- brother! - she is mistaken.
before teasing a girl, always ask how many brothers she has.
are they your brothers?
funny! y ou don't look like a sister they don't look like brothers.
- are you 7? - y es!
y ou should have been 8
aren't you ashamed? 7 well built men beating up one old man!
old man?
my life is made!
leave me!
- knife! - doesn't matter.
what are you doing?
i was looking at the girl and you held me from behind!
who the hell is it?
- are you all right? - nobody can harm me while you're alive.
y ou were great!
- come to me too. - are you all right?
scram as fast as you can!
i love both of you.
fantastic! the vigour of 25 at the age of 50
what is wrong with her?
saw the result of leaving me? thank god i came in time.
it wouldn't have mattered. in fact, i wish you hadn't come.
at least ritu would be impressed.
ritu is impressed by uncle not you.
so should she marry uncle?
- uncle..? - where is your uncle?
- bathing. anything urgent? - i came to thank both of you.
both of you saved the honour of my sister and daughter.
no need for thanks. it was our duty.
go and rest. don't worry.
how can he rest? sit here.
- he takes time in the bath. - is there a water problem?
no, but he doesn't have soap.
if he could risk his life for ritu, can't my boss stay for some hours?
- sit down sir! - i've decided to meet him.
look at the condition of these shoes.
this shows how much sir bashed up those hoodlums.
his shoes are great! i pay obeisance to them.
don't think he's old. he is better than the best.
he can do anything if he's angry.
try to stop him, saying, don't do this, you'll be caught..
he'll pick up anything and throw it like this!
- where did it go? - sir!
from behind? the bravery with which you saved my sister and ritu..
- how can i thank you? - with your mouth.
santo said like a 26 year old you jumped and lunged at them.
- that is my age. - 26 years?
i mean i am young.
why don't you show me your face?
after a bath, uncle prays to god then shows his face to others.
just a minute.
- what are you doing? - touching the flame.
do you know you're very handsome?
how did you come by?
i wanted some advice. i have two young girls.
i have a younger daughter i want her to get married too.
why do you need a groom?
what do you mean?
i mean my other nephew, sonu's younger brother..
w ant to see his photo? he's really handsome.
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- my nephew, after all. - get ritu to meet him.
sure.
what are you doing? let's go.
good day from behind.
- crazy chap! - congratulations.
- y our match too is fixed. - but ritu isn't mine as yet.
it's not difficult to convince a girl.
just do as i did.
- how did you do it? - i sat on a horse.
picked up the girl. kissed her.
that's all.
y ou sat on a horse and picked up the girl and then kissed her!
where is the girl?
what are you doing?
- how long will you run? - why are you after me?
give me a kiss!
what's going on? arrest him!
i will kiss her!
why has the police come?
with great difficulty i got the horse, only the kiss remained.
arrest him!
go ahead in the jeep. i'll follow on horseback.
where is my son-in-law?
- where is he? - i am here!
don't worry son. i'm here.
- get him out. - constable release him.
i'm glad you came.
i'm terribly embarrassed.
my son-in-law comes here today and is behind bars!
can't help it. he acted that way.
so we had to lock him up.
such deeds are done at that age. not at your age or mine.
give me the bail papers. i'm ready to sign them.
how did you recognise me?
don't you know? uncle keeps talking of you all the time!
santoji is like this she is like that.
god knows how she is!
will you stay here or want to go home too?
- uncle staying in a little house? - y our house is huge.
y ou need a motorcycle to go from one room to another.
he told you everything!
what are you doing here?
- what are you doing here? - throw this girl out!
- what is he doing here? - i'll introduce you.
- say hello. - not one minute will i stay!
- why not? - she had me locked up!
hoodlums are sent to jail not invited home!
- he's a big hoodlum! - talk respectfully!
y ou're asking this spoilt brat to talk with respect?
- abusing me in my own house! - come out, i'll show you!
come! big hood!
he's sonu younger brother, monu the millionaire!
he maybe a million or billionaire but he will never be my husband!
- not me too! - my brother!
from where did you bring him!
calm down my mother!
- have they found out? - no, let's call uncle.
- okay. - where? guest house?
- how do you know he's there? - should he be in the bathroom?
foolish man!
i have my doubts. sir!
have to be alert. looks like james bond.
- where do i hide? - w ait here.
i'll talk to him in private.
good day uncle!
y ou've come my son? the good news is i've fixed your wedding to ritu.
do you know what kind of girl she is?
she had me imprisoned! i've just been released.
no my son, don't say that.
it's the lucky ones who go to jail.
don't forget i've given my word to her father.
it is her tongue that is bad!
do you want to ruin my life by getting married to her?
- son! - uncle!
no, no, no!
y our brother is very arrogant. why is he acting so fussy?
if you're wealthy, does my master look like a beggar?
he will obey uncle.
- he'll agree in the end. - let's see.
uncouth! i'll leave you out of my will if you don't marry her!
always threatening me! it's a matter of my life.
let me think.
get out of my way!
mistake sir!
the uncle and nephew's foot is different. but the shoe is the same.
meaning they are the same person!
- there's nobody in. - if there is, you get a shoe on your head.
-okay but first check. - okay.
no, gulzarilal. monu has grown up but won't disobey me.
he will agree in the end.
y ou'll lose your life!
- what was that? - w e were playing.
saved!
if the horse idea didn't work i'll give you another one.
i beg you don't give any ideas. the horse was bad enough!
- let me think. please! - y ou can hardly think.
- the same letter.. - y es letter!
a letter always works from mughale-azam to date!
and i too will write one! i'll write i love you!
i'll throw it at her window.
he leaves his room on tiptoe late in the night.
w alks towards the master's house.
it is dark all around.
he has murder on his mind. he has decided to kill the boss.
he jumps in the compound.
the watchman sees him.
who is this?
- what are you doing? - reading. and you?
a little gas in the tummy. thought i'd take a walk.
i too have gas. i'll also walk.
- are you pulling my leg? - can't servants have gas?
the amount of food you eat, you can have more gas.
doesn't matter.
- why are you following me? - y ou're walking in front of me.
- i'm not following you. - will you do all i do?
- y ou will? - y es i will.
are you singing or raping the song?
- i have a stone and i'll throw it. - so will i.
- pick one up. - here.
who is the idiot...?
hope nobody sees me!
who is this...?
take your hands off your hair and bring them close to the letter.
the truth is i love you a lot.
why are you worried? don't bite your nails.
if you reciprocate my love, i am sitting in my room.
call me and disconnect.
i'll know you love me.
y ou sent her the letter.
who knows if she'll call.
don't say that. i love her!
it rang!
it's the voice of her heart!
- are you mad? - yes, since you rang the bell!
- what bell? - telephone bell.
- i didn't ring no bells. - y ou did.
after you read my letter.
what letter?
the one i threw at night.
i neither read any letter nor did i ring any bells!
move on! let me breathe.
what have you done about the cash?
why do you call to hear me abuse you?
should i abuse you? y ou @, $... !
don't abuse me!
- what will you do? - shut up!
or i'll kidnap your sons!
a dopt them not kidnap.
then you'll know they're worse than you in vileness!
abuse again! if i come there i'll throw you off the earth!
come here once. if i don't put a dog collar round your neck...
and make you run in a dog's race my name is not amirchand!
he'll remember this!
be calm. it will be bad if these guys turn out to be real gangsters!
they are my sons not gangsters!
must have run out of money so asked a third man to call!
but i am their father! i won't give one penny!
pack and get ready to move.
y es sir. w e'll bring them back before they destroy goa.
- goa is that way. - i know.
- shouldn't i change? - go sleeping and return sleeping.
- forgive me. - let's go.
where is amirchand?
sir, he has gone to goa.
he gave you a dose on the phone and went picnicking to goa.
let him go to goa or hell!
i will find him!
- who is he? - amirchand.
he abused you on the phone and is showing you a fist here.
y ou are right. w e must go!
- i'm free. - let's go.
- what's the matter? - i'm worried.
- improve your voice. - i'm worried.
i'm wondering who rang the bell.
bell? i don't understand.
ritu didn't get the letter but the bell rang.
then who got the letter?
where to, early in the morning?
- come with me. - where?
i want to talk to you.
- w e can talk here. - no, let's go to a beautiful place.
- this place is beautiful. - no, please come.
- y ou come along. - no!
i want to talk to you in private.
she rang...
come, let's go.
why are you sitting quietly, with eyes lowered?
- how will this go on? - as it is.
what do i lift my eyes and see in your eyes?
see how much love i have for you in my eyes.
i am thankful to god for keeping me single so far.
where have you brought me?
- at least come in. - why?
- maybe only for you! - no!
i mean you sit. i'll come back.
- come soon. - y es.
- ask him. - have you sent hem?
these guys? who are they?
my rascal sons.
- they are rascals? - unfortunately born to me!
these poor boys are unfortunate not you!
born to a miser father!
- how do you know of his nature? - shut up!
look at their faces. dripping with innocence.
- and look at his face. - what's dripping from mine?
- viciousness. - i'll break his face in.. !
he should thank god that such children are born to him.
instead you're cursing them!
i'll curse them if i wish! who are you to object?
who am i? y ou are not what i am!
- and i'm not what you are. - can't understand him!
hold this.
if you don't care about your kids why are you carrying their picture?
why did you tear it? rascal!
why did i tear it? y ou are lucky it was made of paper.
- if you were paper, i'd.. - what would you do?
i'd write on paper. no need to lose your temper.
stupid guy! tore the picture!
- what is it? - terrible!
dad is here. he was in town with our picture!
i tore it or he'd land here!
- that's bad news. - there's worse.
- that woman will drive me nuts. - that's good news.
don't say that...y es?
where is he? left me alone in the restaurant...is he feeling...
i want to say something to you.
- but don't tell anyone. - i won't.
he is not worthy of you.
how can you say that? he's come to this world..
only for me.
- look... - at what? - he also drinks a lot.
that is why his eyes are so intoxicating!
- he gambles a lot. - life is a gamble.
- have you seen him angry? - only the hot tempered get angry.
he also goes for dances.
he wont be able to go once i come.
- i'm criticizing him and you.. - what's wrong in it?
these are royal tastes.
anyway, where is he?
- who? - i mean...
the girl i want doesn't come on line!
- i'll hide here. - y es. - hold it.
- what are you doing? - dusting it. it's very dirty.
isn't there anyone else here?
- where? - i'll also dust it!
- it was dusty. - now it's clean!
what are you doing?
what happened to your arms?
take this off.
i heard somebody singing.
- i was singing. - y ou were?
- in a man's voice? - i always sing in kishore's voice.
- why not in lata's voice? - everybody does that.
sing for me.
look that way.
there's nobody here. sing.
look there. i feel shy.
who is it?
- i was singing. - okay, let's hear.
don't stop, continue.
- what happened? - who was it?
the thief tries to climb the balcony
the alert servant watches him.
he tries to go in. sir!
there's a thief!. thief in the house!
who is it?
don't worry, it's me.
- y ou ? - y es.
- why did you come like this? - i was helpless.
i don't get a chance to come by the doorway.
i too am helpless.
- but had somebody seen you..? - they have seen me!
i myself saw the thief going into her room!
please hide me somewhere!
i am here! open the door!
- don't be frightened! - aunt, come out.
hide in the bathroom.
i'm coming brother!
- where is the thief?. - what are you doing?
- there's nothing here. - in the bathroom!
no, there's nothing there!
this thief is messing the bathroom.
what are you doing here?
thief!. one minute. where are you going?
the curtain rises.
why has everybody come to one bathroom at the same time?
aren't there any other bathrooms here? excuse me.
let's go!
no need to get angry.
w e never thought of her life.
she too must have her dreams, want a house and children.
and somebody to love her!
i am not sorry that she finally chose a boy.
but hiding him in the bathroom!
- first she'll get married. - then our turn.
i'll talk to him tomorrow morning.
w e'll have to do something.
good i saw you. i want to talk.
- forget what happened last night. - i will forget.
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- that's why we're worried. - y es.
- the wedding should be as soon as possible. - right!
the early the wedding, the better it is for us.
call pooja and ritu. w e'll fix everything now.
they are ready for the wedding.
then call them!
bring santo. her fiancee is ready.
fiance?
- one is sturdy.. - turn around sir.
w e'll spend all our lives looking for them like this.
- then how do we find them? - give an ad in the paper.
- print posters... - and blacken your face!
did you go to wash your face when intelligence was being given?
i'd gone for a bath.
- found him! - but he's bald!
y our sons are young...
he's my friend!
- call him sir! - sir!
what? he's crazy!
- my turn! - get lost.
he's my friend, not a driver!
- meeting after ages! - y ou were in bombay. how come?
- i'm looking for my sons. - why? are they angry?
they're having a ball. they are very naughty.
what about your kids? are they as naughty?
no, i have 2 daughters. pretty and sweet.
- such lovely names. - not names, qualities!
their names are pooja and ritu.
- how is santo? - getting married tomorrow.
- at this age? - she didn't like anybody till now.
but now she has found someone she's marrying.
and his nephews will marry my daughters!
- where are you going? - i'm leaving. - why?
y ou made me your uncle. gulzarilal will make me ritu's uncle.
- so i;m leaving! - but listen...
- where are you going? - for a drive with my bag?
so funny! i'll introduce you to my friends.
he's my childhood friend, amirchand.
he's kunj bihari and this is my sister's fiancee.
try to recognise him. he's the same.
he's the crazy fool who tore the picture!
- be grateful i didn't tear you! - shut up!
- illiterate! - he called me illiterate!
are you introducing me to your friends or insulting me?
if i'm illiterate marry santo to this old man!
listen to me.. !
apologise to him. with difficulty we found a boy. she'll remain single.
please. come with me.
- he apologises. - y es, sorry.
- all right. - look at that!
- this is my car! - this is too much!
can't afford a cycle and claims my car as his!
maybe but where did you get it?
- doubt me? - no!
i was driving by and my car stalled.
a young man came up and asked me to buy his car.
i had 4 lakds change so i bought it.
- 6 lakds worth for just 4? - he made a profit of 2 lakds!
- and the car is home. - but the boys were nice.
y ou don't give them clothes or food...
- y ou talk too much! - i use my mouth not yours..
i'll introduce you to my sons-in-law.
- what? - it's true.
- there's no uncle. - no uncle?
the uncle is the nephew and the nephew is the uncle!
there is no uncle!
bhootnath heard everything!
- he'll spill the beans to uncle! - now what?
get up.
bhootnath has gone mad.
- what has he done? - funny things.
w e were talking to sonu-monu. he asked what we were doing.
- go away. - i asked who are you to talk like this.
- y ou tell him. - i'm gulzarilal, your pop!
then said, uncle is not uncle.
- what does that mean? - w e don't know.
the uncle is the nephew. the nephew is the uncle.
-there is no uncle. - are you fine?
w e are fine but he isn't.
he's been with us for years. don't' say anything to him.
okay.
- sir! - come here.
- sir! - what are you doing?
the uncle is not the uncle.
- what did you say? - the uncle is not the uncle.
- he is the nephew. - y es!
- and the nephew is the uncle. - y es!
and there's no uncle!
- so you know all? - y es but you don't know..
next time you say this, it's your face and my palm. get out!
go away.
why are you taking these flowers?
for santo for her wedding.
but the old man she was to marry has died!
died? really?
cancel the flowers. give me those tire shaped flowers...
y es, this. a djust it.
his face is so calm.
looks like somebody is calmly watching india and pakistan play.
w as this your age to go?
- 30 years ago you were 1 8!
y ou teeth hadn't yet fallen out and you fell off a cliff.
y ou should have brought your wife home first!
w e are not fated to get the love of an aunt!
crying themselves to this state!
don't' cry my children.
stop it! that's what god wanted!
w e will get over it but now who'll take us on his back and play horse?
w e would make one request but he would fulfill two.
whom will we call uncle?
who will call us nephew?
leave my neck!
he has been murdered.
- who killed him? - w e'll spill his blood!
both of you have killed him!
y ou took his car up the hill and pushed it down!
y ou killed my husband! the uncle who loved you so!
- y ou killed him! - i don't believe you could!
w e did push the car.
but he wasn't in it. ask ritu and pooja. they were with us.
the car was pushed but uncle wasn't in it.
- it was a statue. - because there's no uncle!
i was that uncle and what he was, was just me as him..
it's our personal matter. why are you interfering?
say what you have to in the police station!
- where are you taking me? - listen...you come here.
- stop them daddy! - w e know they are innocent!
- stop! - sir, the uncle is actually the nephew.
the nephew is the uncle. there is no uncle.
so leave them.
shut up or i'll lock you up.
- then take them away. - come on.
a big man has died. the police has come for condolence.
look at that. the faces of those guys look familiar.
they are sonu and monu!
my future sons-in-law!
y our sons-in-law? they are my sons!
their father is digging gold mines in south africa!
he has mines of tears not gold!
forget it but why has the police arrested them?
they say they murdered their uncle.
how can they have an uncle when i have no brother?
but he's been staying with us...
he's right. there is no uncle. the nephew is the uncle.
- the uncle does not exist. - what are you saying..?
forget about this. let's first get them released.
- but they.. - come on sir.
- ask them who they are. - will you hold it?
what's the matter? who are you?
the stray dog! cow dung lying on the road!
the pig in the gutter!
do you remember?
he's the one you... on the phone..
he had said he'll slap you so hard through the phone that...
y our next 7 generations will be born bald!
he also said he'd tie a dog collar in your neck.
and make you run the dog race in brabourne stadium!
saw that sir amirchand?
don't abuse others. but you paid no heed!
and picked a fight with them. now you manage somehow!
y ou abuse them but i get the bullet!
y ou don't pay my salary and today you're giving me your name!
i'm not. y our name is amirchand. look after him.
y ou are also gulzarilal. can't remember your name!
no smart moves!
w e have your photo.
- that's kader khan! hello. - that's not me.
- he's that man as he said. - get in the car.
gangsters nabbed my masters!
my god! what do i do now?
- sir! - what is it?
gangsters kidnapped my master and his friend who had come from bombay!
but that is our daddy!
- really? - it's a matter of our dad's life.
please release us.
release you? am i a fool?
so far we kept fooling.
but swear by god, today we are telling the truth.
amirchand is our daddy. please release us.
they speak the truth. they are amirchand's sons.
first they used the uncle to get married.
now amirchand is their father!
i won't let you go.
the children are innocent. let them go.
y ou're ordering as if you are the commissioner!
shut up or i'll lock you up!
don't come close or i'll slit his throat!
open the cell door.
i won't let an innocent man stay in or the wrong one be out!
- y ou go! - y ou are great!
- terrific! - no comparison!
i can't hold him for long. go fast!
please go fast!
- sir! - what a pain!
- my head is aching! - sir, mine too!
the one whose bullet hits the nose gets nagpur.
the ear gets kanpur.
and who blows the eyes gets the entire andhra pradesh area!
i'll blow them all in one bullet, do i get all of india?
given.
why are you crying?
scared of dying? someday we all have to die!
i'm crying thinking that if you survive...
- terrible! - making fun while i'm dying?
mummy always said it's not good to be friends with amirchand.
i didn't obey her then so i'm being punished now.
i'm suffering for my sons deeds.
neither would i think they are bhais nor would i curse them.
nor would i suffer so.
what is the police doing here?
that is the police!
- what's going on here? - nothing.
why is the balloon shop here?
- what will tourists do? - shooting is going on.
film shooting?
who are the actors?
he resembles anupam kher.
doesn't he look like a junior artist from madras?
doesn't he look like kader khan?
he looks like our father!
ass! nincompoop!
only our father can abuse us like this!
i am your real father. i don't look like him!
y ou are wasting time instead of rescuing us!
forget the father and think about the father-in-law!
i gave you my pretty girls!
are they mad to call us by any relation?
now i know what shooting is on.
how much did he ask that you didn't pay up?
how much did you ask for that he didn't pay up?
- two crores. - two crores.
let the boss speak!
the fact is..
has he finished speaking? let him continue.
- let the boss speak. who is the boss? - me.
- actually... - let him finish!
- who is the boss? - me...
when we...
has he finished speaking?
who is the boss?
w e are dumb because you hit ...
let the boss speak!
- when we called... - let him finish!
why don't you guys let others speak?
i'll fire the first shot!
do you remember how i used to shoot birds with a catapult?
careful! y ou can't control the gun how will you fire the shot?
thanks to my sons, for the first time i've got a real gun.
- i'll fire it first. - climax; don't waste time.
lift the gun and fire!
i got hit!
- bullseye? - bang on sir!
this is wrong.
who will wear the dog collar?
- mine! - who will run in the dog race in brabourne stadium?
me! i'll also stand first!
- who is a pig of the gutter? - me!
w e kill sewer pigs.
now i'll shoot him!
the balloon is flat. what are you shooting?
i shot a bullet!
who is it?
why is the police jogging?
- forgive us dad. - y our acting always upset me.
but it saved us today.
but it broke my sister's heart.
that's not their fault. they did that to win our girls.
i'm glad my nieces have found men who love them so much.
sister, this world gives sorrow but doesn't share it.
love doesn't diminish if your love goes away.
- it's him. - rascal!
son of a gun!